You are either one of two things if you purchsed a Potty Patch: disgusting or lazy. Perhaps you are both. If you can’t get off your ass and take your pet out to go to the bathroom like most normal people than guess what … DON’T GET A PET! I saw the Potty Patch on T.V. recently and I was in-shock at how we will do anything we can not to have to do anything extra. I don’t blame this idea on the Potty Patch People (say that 5 times fast) themselves. All they did was find another way an American citizen can sit on his or her ass even more and they are trying to capitalize on it. That’s the American way.
But I have an even better idea! What about a “Potty Patch” for people. I mean what would be better than sitting on a “Couch Potty Patch” or lying on a ”Potty Patch for the Bed”. Why should my dog have all the pissing where he wants fun? Damn it, I wanna sit my ass right in my recliner, wrap myself in a Snuggie, crack open a beer and piss myself silly while I wait for the next great product to sculpt my abs “without all the work”. So Potty Patch if you’re reading this and need any other ideas …………….. CALL NOW!
