In an article written for the Wall Street Journal online Sarah Palin, once again, decided to lend her opinion to the health care debate. First off all, shame on the Wall Street journal for allowing Sarah Palin to write an article, that’s a disgrace, and second of all … I wasn’t aware that former beauty queen Sarah Palin had the ability to write.
At first I was appalled by Sarah Palin’s suggestion of ”death panels”. Where does she get the right to use false information and scare tactics to persuade the American people that health care reform in this country would be a mistake? In short I thought, “What a bitch!”
After long consideration I feel I must apologize to Mrs. Palin. This “death panels” issue is serious business and should not be taken lightly. These “death panels”, in theory could have serious consequences for the elderly and impoverished. But like anything else in life this theory must be tested before it can be proven or disproved.
Therefore I am proposing that we form just one death panel. A “death panel test” if you will. This way we can fully understand the consequences such a panel would have on another human beings life. In fact I nominate the great state of Alaska to form this trial-run “death panel” and the (former) governor, Mrs. Sarah Palin to stand before it.
I don’t think she would have anything to worry about. She is a healthy, tax paying, affluent American. What possible reason would a panel of fine Alaskans have for knocking off this beautiful, vibrant, adept, maverick of a woman?
Ahhh, but here’s where my “death panel” takes a bit of a turn! This “Alaskan death panel” is not here to euthanize the sick. It was put in-place to eradicate the stupid. Woops, sorry Mrs. Palin, I forgot to mention that. Perhaps you should run for life like a wolf through the Alaska wilderness and someone is hovering above you in a helicopter.
Perhaps this is the sort of ”death panel” we need in this country. One that eliminates all the doltish, inane, senseless people. You know who I’m talking about: the people who have been standing up at these town hall meetings with fire-arms. The people who blurt out “socialism!” every chance they get. In other words, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and most people who reside between the two coasts. Maybe, just maybe if we eliminate all those people the rest of the sensible, acute citizens of this country can move on in the right direction.
If we are to have “death panels”, I can’t wait until Sarah Palin is old and grey for her to get her hearing. I just can’t wait that long. So I propose a “death panel for the stupid”, where everyone gets numbered tickets (like a bakery).
And guess what Mrs. Sarha Palin … your first in-line. NEXT!
