Nicole Mitchell heats up the Pacific Northwest ... in January!
I’m begging The Weather Channel (much in the same way I asked Rosetta Stone to fire Lesley Ann Machado) to ask Nicole Mitchell to resign from her post effective immediately.
Let me state that I hold nothing personal against Nicole Mitchell, I don’t even know the woman. It’s just that I can not concentrate long enough to care about the floods in the Southeast or the fires in L.A. while shes on the screen. Please refer to the included pictures and I am sure you will see my point.
Mudslides in L.A.? Tornadoes in central Kansas? Blizzard in New England? Sure whatever you say Nicole. I turned on The Weather Channel recently to get my local 5 day forecast and The Weather Channel turned me on right back. Before they even got to covering the Northeast (where I live), I realized there was a heatwave in this little town called … My Pants! O.K it’s actually a HUGE town but I think you get my point.
I’m not trying to discriminate against women, certainly not beautiful women such as Nicole Mitchell. But the reason I turn on news stations like The Weather Channel is to get information about the weather. Now all I do is hope Nicole Mitchell stands there with the Pacific Ocean as her backdrop so the outline of her body in that red turtleneck and skirt doesn’t blend in with the color coded heatwave in the Southwest.
Nicole Mitchell's five day forecast, "as long as you watch me .. hot!"
Like I said I have nothing personal against Nicole Mitchell but the plaid skirt and knee-high leather boots is a bit more than I can handle. I’m just not prepared to tune in for tomorrows dew point and go from this 
to this 
without warning. Please at least buffer the two with something my stomach can handle like this…. 
.
So I’ll wrap this up with a little forecast of my own. Unless The Weather Channel terminates Nicole Mitchell immediately, they’re going to be responsible for a lot of men who venture out on a cold day without their rubbers to protect their shoes because they were unable to pay attention to the wintry mix warning. Perhaps I’m wrong and they will remember their rubbers after-all … but I can guarantee you it has nothing to do with their shoes.
So ladies, when you wake up at 2:00 am with your husband by your side and he’s been watching The Weather Channel for 2 hours, don’t think it’s because he has a newfound interest in barometric pressure, jet-streams or Jim Cantore. What he really wants to see is how hot things get in his boxers after one appearance by the lovely Nicole Mitchell.
Nicole Mitchel - About as hot as a heatwave in Phoenix in July.
I disagree If you are going to make judgements on skirts being to short well FOX NEWS CHANNEL will go off the air too. LEGS attract viewers They can do a different cam shot too.
The point of the article was not so much to pick on The Weather Channel as much as it was to say, “hey if you want me to pay attention to what your message is” lose the hotties in short skirts.”
Where is Nicole Mitchell now, haven’t seen her on TWC in a couple months.
The weather channel has gone down in the ratings since you departed.